Real Estate Adventures
“If he will die before me, I will attend
his funeral, I can even have a speech”
(All time classic, 14.10.2010) “The best offers of the market” “MISTER ILIAS, I have for you the best offers of the market”. “Good, it is the first time I hear this, let me see what you got”. “This is a property in the centre of Bucharest (he says all the details) and I have it... »
Cand m-am luptat cu… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Problemele importante TREBUIE rezolvate inainte de a investi intr-o proprietate
(partea a 2 a, pentru a citi prima parte faceti click aici) All time classic, 10.11.2008 “Sunt mai multe sanse ca Nicoleta Luciu sa se indragosteasca de mine saptamana viitoare” Poate ca fusesem un malaka, si inca unul de mare clasa. Clientul meu a dorit sa finalizam tranzactia fara a mai mentiona despre problema bazei sportive.... »
When I fought with… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Major problems MUST be solved before we invest on a property
(part 2, for the first part please click here) All time classic, 10.11.2008 “More possible for Nicoleta Luciu to love me next week” Perhaps I was a malakas, a big one. My client’s order was to finalize the transaction without to mention at all the part of the sports base problem. “Our lawyers will take care of... »
Cand m-am luptat cu… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Problemele importante TREBUIE rezolvate inainte de a investi intr-o proprietate
(prima parte) All time classic, 10.11.2008 Nu cunoscusem niciodata un ofiter birocrat comunist, de cea mai joasa speta. Nu eram prezent aici in acea perioada (prima mea iesire in strainatate fara a fi insotit de familie am facut-o la varsta de 14 ani, in 1989, cand am calatorit ca si membru al unui grup de... »
When I fought with… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Major problems MUST be solved before we invest on a property
(part 1) All time classic, 10.11.2008 I never met an old, low class bureaucratic officer of Ceausescu times. I was not around that time (my first trip abroad without my family was at the age of 14, back in 1989, when I travelled as part of a folklore dancing group to Italy and France). But as... »
“Domnule Ilias, imi dau demisia, nu pot sa lucrez
dupa ora 18.00, prietenul meu nu ma lasa”
Un om de afaceri de succes… (All time classic, 14.10.2008) Duminica dupa masa, in zona Radu Beller din Bucuresti. Cafenelele sunt pe jumatate pline, de aceea sunt multe locuri de parcare libere. Un tanar pleaca, la volanul Maybach-ului sau (presupun ca dorea sa se simta mai in siguranta, de aceea si-a cumparat o masina de... »
“Mister Ilias, I will resign, I can not work after 18.00,
my boyfriend doesn’t allow me”
A really successful businessman… (All time classic, 14.10.2008) Sunday afternoon, in Radu Beller area, Bucharest. The coffee places are half full, thus lots of parking lots are available. A young guy leaves, driving his Maybach (I guess he wanted to feel more secure, this is why he bought a 600.000 euro car - hopefully not... »
Sotul domnisoarei Piggy, “calugarita sexy”
si ce-l de-al saptelea pacat: Lacomia
Partea a 2-a (pentru a citi prima parte, va rog faceti clik aici) Va prezint “Eroul” I-am spus “Eroul” deoarece acest client a dovedit ca are o rabdare de fier. Dupa prima intalnire cu “sotul domnisoarei Piggy”, ni s-a cerut sa ne intalnim cu o doamna, “responsabila de toate documentele si toate detaliile, cea care era in... »
Miss Piggy’s husband, the… “sexy nun”
and the seventh sin: Greed
Part 2 (to read part 1, please press here) Introducing “The Hero” I named him “The Hero” because this client proved out to have incredible sums of patience. After the first meeting with “Miss Piggy’s husband”, we were asked to meet with a lady, “in charge for all the documents and all the details, the real... »
Sotul domnisoarei Piggy, “calugarita”…
sexy si cel de-al saptelea pacat: Lacomia
Prima parte “Cladire de birouri cu randament de 14%” “Buna ziua, dumneavoastra sunteti grecul care achizitioneaza proprietati care genereaza venit?” “Pot sa fiu el. Cu cine am onoarea sa stau de vorba, va rog?” “Numele meu este… si lucrez pentru compania… . Am o super-oportunitate pentru dumneavoastra, o cladire de birouri in central Bucurestiului cu randament... »
