Real Estate Adventures
“If you could pay all these for me,
I would also love you”
Part 3 of the post: “100 suits, 100 pairs of shoes and “3.000.000 Euro” = 102.000 Euro lost…” (to read part 1 please press here) (to read part 2 please press here) “If you could pay all these for me, I would also love you” My “teacher” was clear: “He is not a professional, he doesn’t know”. The... »
“Do you know how much is 3.000.000 Euro?”
“Yes, I know. It is 3.000.000 Euro”
Part 2 of the post: “100 suits, 100 pairs of shoes and “3.000.000 Euro” = 102.000 Euro lost…” The “hot” 1977, the year of Thessaloniki’s earth quake My “teacher” asked me to go for a walk, in order for him to discuss with his respectable friends. While waiting for them, I found another 2 offers in... »
100 suits, 100 pairs of shoes
and “3.000.000 Euro” = 102.000 Euro lost…
“Boy, you can take your white Dacia Logan and drive until the land. We will come by our Porsche monster. Hopefully you will not arrive more than 30 minutes later than us, we will not wait you forever”. We entered in our cars. It was 2005 and I was driving a brand new… Dacia... »
“Tu, te asculti pe tine?”
“Nu, de ce ar trebui?”
- “Ilia, ce faci?” - “Supravietuiesc, dar tu?” - “Trebuie sa ma intalnesc cu tine, e o urgenta. Am ceva important pentru tine sau clientii tai”. - “Frumos din partea ta, despre ce este vorba?” - “Despre o lista cu terenuri direct de la proprietari”. - “Cum sunt preturile?” - “Am sa-ti trimit e-mail-lul si le poti verifica de unul... »
“Do you listen to yourself?”
“No, why should I?”
- “Ilia, how are you today?” - “I survive, how about you?” - “I need to meet you, it is urgent. I have some big opportunities for you or your clients”. - “Nice, what is it?” - “A list of lands, all of them directly from owners”. - “How about the prices?” - “I will send you the email and... »
With a good price, you get a deal
With a huge price, you (might) get a… meal
Romanian Real Estate market, Autumn 2008 (All Time Classic, 02.09.2008) “What happened, did you find anyone, damn you?”. It was 06.32 in the morning and I had forgotten my mobile switched on. The sound of the sms woke me up (good sign, means I was not snoring…) and I took it in my hands with a... »
“Daca va muri inaintea mea, voi lua parte la
inmormantarea lui, pot chiar sa tin un discurs”
(All time classic, 14.10.2010) “Cele mai bune oferte de pe piata” “DOMNULE ILIAS, am cele mai bune oferte de pe piata pentru dumneavoastra”. “Bine, este prima data cand mi se psune asa ceva, sa vedem ce aveti sa imi prezentati”. “Aceasta este o proprietate in centrul Bucurestiului (si imi da toate detaliile) si o am... »
“If he will die before me, I will attend
his funeral, I can even have a speech”
(All time classic, 14.10.2010) “The best offers of the market” “MISTER ILIAS, I have for you the best offers of the market”. “Good, it is the first time I hear this, let me see what you got”. “This is a property in the centre of Bucharest (he says all the details) and I have it... »
Cand m-am luptat cu… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Problemele importante TREBUIE rezolvate inainte de a investi intr-o proprietate
(partea a 2 a, pentru a citi prima parte faceti click aici) All time classic, 10.11.2008 “Sunt mai multe sanse ca Nicoleta Luciu sa se indragosteasca de mine saptamana viitoare” Poate ca fusesem un malaka, si inca unul de mare clasa. Clientul meu a dorit sa finalizam tranzactia fara a mai mentiona despre problema bazei sportive.... »
When I fought with… “Diego Armando Maradona”
Major problems MUST be solved before we invest on a property
(part 2, for the first part please click here) All time classic, 10.11.2008 “More possible for Nicoleta Luciu to love me next week” Perhaps I was a malakas, a big one. My client’s order was to finalize the transaction without to mention at all the part of the sports base problem. “Our lawyers will take care of... »
